Yo, you that live in oregon.
You have a leash law, this means, in plain english, keep your goddamn dog under control.
This does not mean let the dog run across the street and tarerize the fuck out of us guidedog users and there dogs, and then scream at me, when I’d had enough and I grab the little football sized shit by the scruff of his little neck and march over and toss him, with all do force back into your front yard.
I asked you nicely to get control of your dog, classmates asked you, the instructors asked you, then I got physical and *made* you control your dog.
It may not have been the smartist move I’ve made, but everyone was sick of it.
Leash your dog, or next time, someone’s gonna probably blow it’s head off, and I’ll laugh.

4 Responses to “oregon has a leash law, some people don’t think it applies to them, a dog becomes an underhanded baseball.”

1. Steve says:

   May 15, 2012 at 8:31 pm

   Hahaha. You seriously chucked some dude’s dog back at him? That’s kinda awesome. Wish you were still recording live routes just for once in a lifetime moments like that. Touchdown!
   • james says:

     May 15, 2012 at 9:29 pm

     I bet he goes field goal next time.
2. Carin says:

   May 16, 2012 at 8:25 am

   Hehehehehehehehehehe. That’s the best. Did the instructors see you do it? Did they laugh?
3. Yappy Dog says:

   May 30, 2012 at 8:36 am

   Here I go runnin’ across the street… Yar yar yar yar yar yar yar yar!

   After you throw me: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!